The Funniest thing I have seen on CNN

[UnknownSoldier]

ok this is supposed to be a member supported post so feel free to add anythng you see them tell the sheep!

second please don't send angry messages telling me the Evils of CNN I am well aware, (i only watch on occasion because Robin Mead is Cute!) FOX please make me happy and steal her away from crazy news network asap ok?

ok now on to the jokes:

CNN !! ha ha made you laught!

Second they had a report on today which had me in stitches for 5 mins!
seems that tyrent Oboywhatamistake has a 66% approval rating! I want to know how they managed to round up that many drug starved Crackheads to fill THAT poll out!

[dougk]

Is there something behind these numbers to where it's like alot of other things, FALSE ADVERTISEMENT maybe?! This whole scam just flaunted in our face has got to be the biggest joke so far! :eek:

[hokiedad]

You can make poll numbers say anything you want. All you have to do is ask the right question to the right people. For example if I take a poll in my home as to whose the greatest guy in the world and ask only my family, I will have an 85% approval rating because everybody here knows a good thing when they have it. If I poll my dogs, bingo 100% because they know who feeds 'em. My 14 year old, about 20%, he has a shorter memory. The point is, they can spout whatever they want whenever they want because there is no one to challenge anything they say or do. What is worse is that the numbers they give are probably accurate anyways. More people than not get a piece of the pie now anyways and a large percentage of the rest could care less. Just like my family, they know a good thing when they see it. Thus the problem. The only ones that are bitching are the guys like me and you that actually produce, contribute and care. We do have a dog in the fight...the rest don't. Our numbers keep getting smaller, theirs keep getting bigger and this guy keeps making their pot bigger and bigger. I wish the answer is something other than what I know it will have to be because that takes us to crazy land and that's where all my scenarios end up.

[dougk]

will most everyone who put osama/obama on a pedastil see he has screwed us over before it's too late or will they be like lambs led to slaughter. wouldn't this be like the day after you found out your wife is pregnent and reality kick's in, you've got to live with it. not saying that's bad but several think that'll never happen to them. why don't more people see the trouble we are headed for if this fool can do a 180 right before our eyes and still think he is manna sent from heaven?

[richard]

Absolutely nobody has called my house, or asked my opinion in the last 100 days. But then they probably don't want it. I have had polesters call here, but they normally hang up on me when I start giving honest Opinions, instead of Answering there Stupid questions.

[TimOK]

One of the things they are NOT saying is that both Presidents by the last name of Bush and even Clinton had as good if not better rating after 100 days. Gee, I guess that doesn't help their efforts to place this president up on a pedestal. What a shame they won't report this in relation to others before him, rather than fall all over themselves attempting to make his majesty to rightful heir to the Socialization of the world, as we know it.
:mad:

[richard]

Not to slam the first Ammendment, But it sure would be very refreshing to have someone use the First Ammendment for reporting the Absolute truth instead of reporting Bias Propaganda. There is not one however, not even Fox that is free to voice the Truth without going through Corporate offices and the AP.

[WhiteRabbit]

WHAT?! I don't believe it? You mean people actually watch CNN? I think they just pulled GE.

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