JT Keller
09-30-2009, 07:19 PM
Howdy Folks,
It came to me late one night. What, you ask? Well, a solution to our problems, of course. Here it is.
We pool our resources and purchase a river barge. In addition, we pool our resources and purchase the foulest, nastiest pig manure that we can possibly find. Then, we load the foulest, nastiest pig manure onto said river barge and set sail for Chesapeake Bay. Upon entering Chesapeake Bay, we head for the Potomac (There is only one stop).
What better place for 537 pigs?
I hear there are rooms to let in Guantanamo. :)
It came to me late one night. What, you ask? Well, a solution to our problems, of course. Here it is.
We pool our resources and purchase a river barge. In addition, we pool our resources and purchase the foulest, nastiest pig manure that we can possibly find. Then, we load the foulest, nastiest pig manure onto said river barge and set sail for Chesapeake Bay. Upon entering Chesapeake Bay, we head for the Potomac (There is only one stop).
What better place for 537 pigs?
I hear there are rooms to let in Guantanamo. :)